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THESE COOKS ARE SO DREADFUL AT COOKING THEY SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO GET A LICENCE BEFORE THEY COOK ANYTHING!
BURNT boiled eggs, “fluffy chicken” and a caramel volcano: Australia’s worst cooks have shared their biggest culinary catastrophes.
The disgusting photos submitted to the DisasterChef competition, run by MasterChef judge George Calombaris, are impressive evidence of how wrong it’s possible to go in the kitchen.
Sarah Fisher took an early lead after she shared a picture of the chicken she had basted, baked, and then left in the back of the oven for “a loooong time” in mid-summer, until it looked like it was wearing a woolly hat.
When vine leaves go bad.Ben Schilling literally couldn’t boil an egg.Kim Roccisano shows it’s possible to ruin dried pasta from a packet.Ben Brown’s caramel inferno in the work kitchen.Tip: don’t serve chops that are still on fire.The bottom and top of the pan Rach Filan put on the fake grass to cool.Begin with the basics, such as a roast.How Kathryn Simek’s Nutella cookies were supposed to look, and how they turned out.
Some say it’s impossible to mess up boiling an egg. Not Ben Schilling, who actually managed to burn a saucepan of them to a crisp. Another extreme case of burning was shared by Ben Brown, who managed to turn caramel into molten lava — in his work kitchen, while Courtney Gray’s husband served up lamp chops that were still on fire.
Other wannabe cooks shared photos of how their dishes were supposed to look alongside the unappetising results, while Tara Luck recounted the story of her brother Dylan greasing a pan for pancakes using fly spray.
Jessica Tradieh made Lebanese vine leaves, overfilling the pressure cooker so that when she released the valve, the liquid sprayed across her kitchen. Natalie Campbell confused cloves with bulbs of garlic when making meatloaf for her in-laws, and added 12 bulbs.
“Even the dogs couldn’t eat it,” she wrote. “That Christmas my mother in law gave me a garlic crusher.”
Melinda Fitzpatrick said she turned on the wrong hotplate, one with a glass baking dish on it, and it exploded into pieces, ruining her mince. Lucie Cester’s mother was slow-cooking lamb bolognese when a fly landed in the sauce without anyone noticing and laid eggs, leaving hundreds of maggots squirming in each bowl.
When Rach Filan burnt the pasta in her lamb stroganoff, she put the pan outside to cool down — on fake grass that melted on to the bottom of the pan and left a “crop circle” in her yard. Danni Plant left a tea towel on a pot of dim sum, with fiery results.
Calombaris told news.com.au that “bad is too nice” a word for the inedible horrors he’s seen this week. “I have my work cut out for me not only picking the worst but teaching this person how to cook,” he said. “This campaign has opened my eyes to a demographic of really bad cooks, but in saying that, there are some cracking home cooks out there.
“I’m not a miracle worker, I can’t save a burnt meal or fix an oversalted dish. Once we know where they are going wrong, it’s all about teaching them basic processes that can take them from start to finish. Once they understand the simple applications they will go a long way.
“I also want to show them the importance of cooking with versatile and good quality ingredients. If you’ve got a lovely shoulder of lamb, some good quality olive oil and good salt, I promise you, it’s not hard to whip up a simple yet absolutely delicious dinner.”
He’s got his work cut out with this gang.
If you think you (or someone you know) is Australia’s biggest DisasterChef, head to www.facebook.com/weloveourlamb by 31 October to be in with a chance of getting George Calombaris and the Australian Lamb team to save you.
A BEAUTIFUL PRAYER SENT TO ME FROM MY VR SON DARTH VADER. THANK YOU .
Omniscient God Let us for a hundred Autumns let us live for a for a hundred autumns let us hear for a hundred autumns let us live more then a hundred autumns om Shanti Shanti Shanti peace peace peace .
THIS SONG WAS WRITTEN BY JOHN LENNON FOR HIS SONG SEAN. MY EX - MY SON'S BIO FATHER NAMES HIS KIDS AFTRE SONGS AND HENCE HE DECIDED TO NAME OUR SON SEAN AFTER HEARING THIS SONG.
DIGUSTED BY ANIMAL CRUELTY STORY I READ ON CHANGE.ORG AFTER A FRIEND SENT ME THIS ARTICLE FROM CHANGE .ORG. HOW A PERSON CAN DO THAT I DONT KNOW . THEY DESERVE THE SAME FAT AS THE POOR ANIMAL AS THEY WIL LONE DAY DO THIS TO A MAN WOMAN OR KID. IN MY HUMBLE OPINION THE PERSON THAT DONE THIS SHOULD BE GIVEN THE DEATH PENALTY.THAT WAY THEY CANT HARM ANOTHER LIVING BEING, BE IT PERSON OR ANIMAL AS THIS SICK FREAK WILL SOON DO THIS TO PEOPLE IF NOT CAUGHT. WHY IS AN ANIMALS LIFE LESS VALUABLE THEN A PERSONS?
THIS IS THE ARTICLE THAT WAS SENT TO ME BY EMAIL. I AM SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW. HOW THE HUMAN RACE WITH ALL OUR WARS TERRORISIM AND CRUELTY, HAD SURVIVED FROM CAVE MAN TIMES, UNTIL NOW I DONT KNOW? WE MAY BE SMARTER THEN AMIMALS IN MANY THINGS, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO COMPASSION AND KINDNESS, AN ANIMAL IS FAR MORE COMPASSIONATE THEN PEOPLE. I AM SO PISSRED OFF, THAT PERSON IS SO GOD DAMM LUCKY, THAT I CANT GET MY HANDS ON HIM AND THAT I OBEY THE LAW. AS I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE HIM A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE, BUT I WOULD NOT LOWER MYSELF TO THAT ASSHOLES LEVEL. HOW IT CAN LIVE WITHITSELF I DONT KNOW.
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